Killin it 'Cuse

When I graduated

During Wine Appreciation

When it’s 3am at Kimmel

When someone asks how much it costs to go here

When I Realized That Everyone in VPA Can Draw Better Than Me

When I Show Up to a Frat Party and It’s Already Dead

When Kaskade Played Block Party

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE:

THEN I GOT THERE AND IT WAS LIKE:

When I Get an Orange Alert Text

When Brockway Makes London Broil, Whatever That Means

When I can hear my roommate getting it on while I’m at home alone